that quick trip to florida will be completed in half the time...
2006-07-21 12:04:24 · 13 answers · asked by patzky99 6 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Safety
Sadly if you should have paid a few bucks more for your parachute you won't know about it.
2006-07-25 12:51:15 · answer #1 · answered by papricka w 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
The sudden stop at the end of the drop.
The sticker that says, "For display purposes only"
The label that says, "Packed by volunteers from the academy for the blind"
You pass Newton's apple.
The moth holes are a clue.
The "Made in North Korea" label.
The harness attaches with velcro.
The harness bears a strange resemblence to the seat belt in a 68' Ford Fairlane.
The sticker that says, "Property of the Hindenburg".
You realize (too late) that the parachute is actually a floatation device.
The sign at the yard sale said "Get them now...they won't last long"
The label says "Perishable goods"
The "Property of U.S. Army, 1939" label.
2006-07-21 23:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by opjames 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The inevitability of deceleration trauma?
When you call the company, the FBI answers?
When the jump master looks at your chute and starts laughing?
When your the guy next to you passes you the number for the suicide prevention hotline?
2006-07-21 20:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by merigold00 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When it says......
Not To Be Used As A Safety Device
Made In China
2006-07-21 21:39:14 · answer #4 · answered by beedaduck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When free-falling and happen to find out that your parachute doesn't open. Oops!!!
2006-07-26 11:04:06 · answer #5 · answered by robert s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You pull the rip chord and your laundry falls out.
2006-07-22 10:07:35 · answer #6 · answered by JetDoc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most obvious one...it doesn't open when you pull the cord out!
2006-07-21 19:08:06 · answer #7 · answered by kg1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Out of order" sticker on the rip cord.
Bought it at a yard sale--"Only used once; never been opened."
2006-07-21 21:23:44 · answer #8 · answered by rabid_scientist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pay a little extra for a extended then if it don't open you can get a new one good luck
2006-07-26 08:17:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When your chin passes your backside without you bending over !
2006-07-21 21:15:14 · answer #10 · answered by turbietech 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋