i attached a string to it but it broke loose!
2006-07-21 11:07:47 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
call 911
2006-07-21 11:08:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
WoW!! Talk about I have an Idea? I've heard of a dog burring his bone but not a light bulb. Can you see how many Watts it is? sorry bad joke? are you sitting at the computer desk right now or standing? WoW! you definitely got your light sockets mixed up? I think the best solution to your problem is poking it with some thing so that it will break and the pieces should just fall out.
2006-07-21 11:15:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat some beefaroni! According to your other question, that should help. Remember to strap yourself down on the toilet so you don't bang your head on the ceiling!
If you yell Armageddon, take a deep breath, hold your nose and close your mouth and bear down really hard you might explode... but at least the bulb will be gone.
If you stick your finger in a light socket you might get it to light up, but I wouldn't try it... and besides, it probably wouldn't help get it out though... so try the beefaroni or Armageddon thing. Good luck!
2006-07-21 11:12:31 · answer #3 · answered by Falcon_01 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fill the bulb with warm wax, let it harden, lube your rectum and then pull it out. The wax will fill the bulb and prevent the glass from breaking which is the worse thing that could happen.
2006-07-21 11:11:10 · answer #4 · answered by cathcoug 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop watching Comedy Central
2006-07-21 11:12:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Think real hard and come up with an idea...the light bulb will light up and pop right out.
2006-07-21 11:12:15 · answer #6 · answered by Todd_Shavor 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this episode of SCRUBS! They stuck a baloon behind the bulb, blew it up and pulled both out! Idiot!
2006-07-21 11:15:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat White Castle hamburgers until it pops out!
2006-07-21 13:30:41 · answer #8 · answered by and,or,nand,nor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the light on and hopefully the heat should make it easier to slide out
2006-07-21 11:09:48 · answer #9 · answered by brian h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9-1-1
2006-07-21 11:09:30 · answer #10 · answered by chomper300 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well let's see you could try to fart really big .......or ..uh maybe if you stood on your head and held a plug in your mouth someone else could use you as a lamp until it burned out then worry about it or........maybe.......you..........naw probably wouldn't work..............but then again............. try eating more Chef Boyardee ......LMAO .....maybe when jet runs it will too!!!
2006-07-21 19:03:29 · answer #11 · answered by Big Daddy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋