He calls himself Spider-man, and lives on the corner. He says he jumped rope for my sins, so I gave him a dollar. I know it's not 10%, but I needed some porn and booze to fill my insatiable hethen appetite. This question really has no point, but since I got to level 5, I can ask however many I want. Just write whatever you want, and I will give 10 points to the most outlandish thing I read.
It's almost 5 o'clock...woo hoo!
2006-07-21 10:05:56 · 31 answers · asked by bc_munkee 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You guys are great! Thanks for the laughs!
2006-07-21 10:12:44 · update #1
Alvis is the holiest man to ever slap iron. He killed for your sins. "Vengeance is Mine!" quoth Alvis, then he shot that guy right in the freakin' face!
2006-07-21 10:08:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
If I were a superhero I would push down and spurt into space. When I got out of earshot I'd fling out my arms, point my toes, trust out my chest, throw back my head. Purple electricity would scream from the ends of my limbs in three streams and I wouldn't stop until my electricity was spent.
2006-07-21 18:51:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes but Spiderman has mary jane, the comics is another story lol
but I say maybe he should hang around the X-men and learn a few tricks lol
2006-07-21 17:13:08 · answer #3 · answered by Snow surfer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable.
"Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?"
"After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday."
"Great Jane. That has two syllables, Mon......day"
"Does anyone know another word."
"I do! I do!" replied Johnny.
Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead.
"OK Mike, what is your word."
"Saturday." says Mike.
"Great, that has three syllables..."
Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says "I know a four syllable word. Pick me! Pick me!"
Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?"
Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion."
Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny. Four syllables! That's certainly is a mouthful."
"No Ma'am, you're thinking of 'b.l.o.w.j.o.b', that's only two syllables!"
hehe. . .I love that joke!
What do you call an ambidextrous baseball player?
A guy who swings both ways!
. . .i live for stupid jokes, so. . .
2006-07-21 17:16:08 · answer #4 · answered by Gennie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Level 5 is good.
congrats.
2006-07-21 17:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on Jim's answer was cut and paste...although as a liberal art major myself I would pay money to see that guy lick a squirrel butt. Hhhmmm, 10Pt's that have no actual value as currency...yep that guy is a liberal arts major!
2006-07-21 18:55:04 · answer #6 · answered by go_to_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I demand you give the points to Jim for his answer:
"Alvis is the holiest man to ever slap iron. He killed for your sins. "Vengeance is Mine!" quoth Alvis, then he shot that guy right in the freakin' face!"
I'm at work and trying so hard to hold in my laughter I think I just soiled myself.
2006-07-21 17:20:48 · answer #7 · answered by Samuel C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim_darwin made a great effort (as always), but the other Jim gets my vote for this tenner!
2006-07-21 19:36:50 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They whether worship a man, who doesn't crawl but stands,
They whether worship a man, that doesn't shoot web, but heals from his hands
They whether serve a man,
who has died but Will come again.
What man is this he is the man of myth...he took away are sins, and now every one worships him!
2006-07-21 17:16:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like spider man porn.
2006-07-21 17:10:39 · answer #10 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋