he has a name tag
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chicago/chi-0607190265jul19,1,3962003.story?coll=chi-newslocalchicago-hed&ctrack=1&cset=true
2006-07-21 08:30:48 · 33 answers · asked by brainiac 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I always thought the god is a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Since they can't both be right, it looks like we've got ourselves a good old fashioned holy war. First one to genocide wins!
2006-07-21 08:33:47 · answer #1 · answered by Cheesie M 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
She sailed away
On a bright and sunny day
On the back of a crocodile
You see, said she
He's as tame as he can be
I'll ride him down the Nile
Well, the croc winked his eye
As she waved them all goodbye
Wearing a happy smile
At the end of the ride
The lady was inside
And the smile was on the crocodile (clap, clap)
only if you want him to be
2006-07-21 08:34:29 · answer #2 · answered by Angus Young 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love how this story talks about a guy slinging back a few beers, and its some random dude who has a pet alligator. ever notice that doctors and lawyers never seem to see god's name, or jesus's face, or visions of mary in things like a piece of toast, an oil stain on the driveway, or the side of your pet alligator.
2006-07-21 08:37:13 · answer #3 · answered by hellion210 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is a crocodile, a finch, a dandelion, a urine sample, a glazed donut, a person in a wheelchair, an inmate in a federal prison, a thanksgiving turkey....ya get the idea???
2006-07-21 08:36:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I also have a divine half-eaten cheese sandwich with an MRI of the Virgin Mary's knee on it. Would you like to buy it on ebay for several million dollars?
2006-07-21 08:33:36 · answer #5 · answered by Lubers25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a crocodile god in Terry Pratchett's Discworkd books.
Can't rememebr his name though.
2006-07-21 08:33:23 · answer #6 · answered by tammers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a gator, not a dile. It's a Goddigator.
Fascinating stuff! Good story!
2006-07-21 08:36:45 · answer #7 · answered by Starling 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why else would he be trying to kill off all the fish by polluting the enviroment? Its a fish fry buffet in heaven!!!
2006-07-21 08:34:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO WAY god is the one who created crocodile.
2006-07-21 08:33:27 · answer #9 · answered by mgt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God was just adding his signature to his creation... just like an artist does to his painting.
2006-07-21 08:34:51 · answer #10 · answered by .·:*RENE*:·. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋