2006-07-21 08:29:31 · 7 answers · asked by Abbie O 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok so a rabbi, a monk, and a priest walk into a bar and bartender says "This is a joke right?"
2006-07-21 08:39:42 · answer #1 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Check this one:
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ’the
prison’ and call my private thing ’the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
2006-07-21 08:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grandpa
A grandson came to visit his grandparents and noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocker, wearing only a shirt, naked from
the waist down.
"Grandpa, whatcha' doing? You're weenie's out in the wind for all to see!" he exclaimed.
Grandpa looked off in the distance, not answering.
"Grandpa, whatcha' doin' sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.
Grandpa looked at him and said, "Last week I sat here with no shirt on and got a stiff neck.
This is grandma's idea..."
2006-07-21 21:20:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked? ... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me? ... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in.... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt.
I don't know why this is so funny to me- it was just a cab ride.
I couldn't stop laughing. I think something shot out of my nose!
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2006-07-21 09:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a good one a friend sent me today, enjoy!
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/singingman7777/Beginning.htm
2006-07-22 09:28:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man walks in and tell his wife were are going hunting . his wife sayes i don't want to go hunting he said you can go hunting or blow me or let me fu*k you in the a*she said think about it i am going to get the dogs and pack the car. later he comes back and she get down and starts to blow him and she spits and said your dick tasts like s*it . he said the dogs don't want to go either
2006-07-22 05:03:06 · answer #6 · answered by alex_cardol_inc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one girl went up to another and said "lesbi friends!"
2006-07-21 08:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋