Will Jesus forgive me for making satire here on yahoo answers, targeting fundamentalist Christianity, or will all I get is atheists who answer my question/satire with LOLs
2006-07-21 08:07:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You mean you aren't serious?
2006-07-21 14:34:56 · answer #1 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 00:30:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will eventually lose the concept of God and will no longer be able to believe in him. That is what happens when people long term resist the Holy Spirit. Romans Chapter 1 has an excellent example. I am pasting a lot, but it explains what happens to people that refuse to believe what is before them and make fun of it. In the end thay have formed themselves. The devil in the beginning was a beautifal angel and now is a awful looking demon. We start to become what we live and in the end are what we have lived.. You are forming yourself and I hope that you like what you make..
Rom 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
Rom 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
Rom 1:29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
Rom 1:30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
Rom 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
2006-07-21 10:16:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satire is one thing - God has a wonderfully ironic sense of humor sometimes, no? - but poor satire is where he draws the line. Jesus has his boundaries too, you know.
2006-07-21 08:13:38 · answer #4 · answered by jimbob 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus told me He thinks Fundamentalist baiting is funny.
2006-07-21 08:12:03 · answer #5 · answered by erin7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope... you're bound for hayol. I have a sale on handbaskets going on just this weekend. The s'more's and hotdogs cost extra.
2006-07-21 09:33:17 · answer #6 · answered by Kithy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your satire is not poor. It is usually great, that's why you have so many fans.
2006-07-21 08:13:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If jesus will forgive you for raping your sister or daughter or mom he will forgive you anything.
2006-07-21 08:12:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is probably hanging out with Buddha, reading this stuff, and laughing it up.
2006-07-21 11:54:36 · answer #9 · answered by Joshua 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unlikely making fun of the purest thing created by god is rather stupid,
you'll be seeing me later.
2006-07-21 08:10:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If something inside you tells you that it's wrong to ask these kind of questions, than you should stop asking them. It's as simple as that!
2006-07-21 20:38:15 · answer #11 · answered by tabs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋