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I voted for John Kerry. Will Jesus forgive me for voting for a democrat.

I read Charles Darwin's Origin of the Species and voted Democrat, will Jesus forgive me this sin of being an evolutionist?

I went out on a date with a girl who was Muslim. Will Jesus forgive me this sin?

I have eaten steak and ribs on Friday. Will Jesus be my lord and savior?

2006-07-21 07:58:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

21 answers

The LORD has already apologized for John Kerry - it was a moment of weakness and he has promised there won't be another one of those anytime soon.

Jesus is a member of Oprah's book of the month club, too, so don't worry about that Darwin story.

The Holy Spirit followed you around and was very pleased to hear you trying to convert your date.

And all three of them love a good steak dinner before Sabbath.

But RIBS? Die, infidel!!!

2006-07-21 08:26:11 · answer #1 · answered by jimbob 6 · 1 1

Most of those things aren't really even sins!

Jesus wants us to do the best with the information we have available to us. If you believe in the democratic ideals and voted for who you thought was the best man for the job, then you did the right thing. Same with the rest of the stuff.

And if you feel you have sinned, and have repented and made restitution, then you're good to go.

2006-07-21 08:07:07 · answer #2 · answered by MornGloryHM 4 · 0 0

Yes for being an evolutionist, and dating a muslim girl, and watching queer eye, and even eating steak and ribs on friday, but he will never forgive you for voting for John Kerry. you'll rot in hell for that one my friend.

2006-07-21 08:04:36 · answer #3 · answered by Don’t Tread On Me 3 · 0 0

For the record, I think this is a very immature question. Just because you watch Queer Eye doesn't make you gay, any more that thinking that Brokeback Mountain was a good movie makes you gay. Liking men makes you gay. Get over it...

2016-03-27 02:15:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Yes.

All that stuff about God hating Homosexuals, & Liberals, & Non-Taditionalists, & People of other religions, is all Bullshit.

God does not hate anyone. Jesus' whole purpose of life was to encourage people to love everyone REGARDLESS of thier backround or beliefs.

All those self-rightious Fundies who go around saying "God hates this" & "God hates that" are all full of s**t.

So yes, Jesus will forgive you for your so called "Sins", & all those dumb-f**k Fundies will be in for a rude awakening when Jesus looks down on them & convicts them of Blasphamy.

2006-07-21 08:11:12 · answer #5 · answered by Lauren C.: Led-head 4 (∞) 4 · 0 0

Dear Jim Darwin,

If you repent of your sins and turn to Jesus in sincerity and humility, he will forgive you.

For a brief explanation of the gospel (of salvation through Jesus Christ), see http://www.godsci.org/gs/new/essence.html

Cordially,
John

2006-07-21 08:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by John 6 · 0 0

none of those sins are enough to think you can not be forgiven... God's call is to all who will come to Him in the Way He proscribes...

and there is no reason not to eat steak and ribs on Friday... pop a cool one to go with them if you like... just do so in moderation.

2006-07-21 08:03:27 · answer #7 · answered by IdahoMike 5 · 0 0

Political affiliation isn't really relevant to faith, no matter what people say. And reading a book doesn't make you an evolutionist unless you believe it.

2006-07-21 08:08:08 · answer #8 · answered by Joe S 3 · 0 0

What you have done is not a sin. The conservatives are the ones who should be worried.

2006-07-21 08:04:25 · answer #9 · answered by courage 6 · 0 0

Feisty today eh? If you ask he's supposed to forgive. So, party on.

2006-07-21 08:04:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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