I like masterbating Better!!! Un-Amen
2006-07-21 07:20:41 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
only you, stiffler, would be turned on by a naked jesus christ crucifix
2006-07-21 07:31:53 · answer #1 · answered by lazywolfy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are such an evolved human being. That question elevates humanity with it's utter and complete awareness of the human condition. Masturbate, yes...but serve God? Why that's just plain ludicrous. We all know there is nothing higher than ourselves; that it is completely impossible that there could be any force in the universe that is has a higher consciousness or is even more intelligent. And, since you like to masturbate so much, certainly you have no spare time to read anything by anyone else who arrogantly tries to enlighten humankind with any knowledge of spirituality or life after death. There is no life after death. Everyone knows that! Especially people who haven't died, have never had a religious experience, and who routinely mock others for living decent lives and trying to follow the simple commands of a higher power. They should masturbate instead. Isn't that right? Good for you.
2006-07-21 14:29:30 · answer #2 · answered by Orgzu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off.....where in the bible does it say you can't masterbate? I know it says not to have sex before marriage, and that would be serving god. Kinda lost on the true meaning of your question. Do you feel that if you are a christian, that means masterbating is off limits? If so, shooooooooooo lotta christians on Gods bad list today!
2006-07-21 14:27:30 · answer #3 · answered by TiaRanita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serving God is much better! It is better for you and if you are having sex and not married than that is fornication which is a serious sin! I am a proud Jehovah's Witness and masterbation makes me sick.
2006-07-21 14:26:55 · answer #4 · answered by Don't worry be happy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering that a human body is given only so many orgasms and the opportunities to use them for the purpose of love, I would say serving God, because he would give you the greatest amount of opportunity to use them to serve him. It truely is the evil that says waste it.
2006-07-21 14:31:34 · answer #5 · answered by Marcus R. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not do both simultaneously. Witness to people and masturbate. When people talk to me about God I consider that mental masturbation. You can take it to the physical realm.Next time a Jehovahs witness comes to the door I think I'll rub one off.I'll give them my thoughts on the new world translation.
2006-07-21 14:34:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tink masterbating and good its god
you can make the 2 thing !
its ok
2006-07-21 14:25:43 · answer #7 · answered by Marco_36 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serving God. It is certainly more lasting.
2006-07-21 14:24:05 · answer #8 · answered by lynda_is 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish it wer ok to materbate ,but the corrext answer is Serving God
2006-07-21 14:22:21 · answer #9 · answered by belizeigram 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try the 11th commandment thaw shalt not get Court
2006-07-21 14:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by Sid 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're serving god??
Can I have a leg?
2006-07-21 14:26:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋