I want to complain about God not answering my prayers
2006-07-21 07:19:36 · 9 answers · asked by ☆BadNews☆® 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Haha! Heaven does have a customer care, but the thing is the customer ISN'T always right. You see, God ALWAYS answers prayers. His answer is either of these: Yes, No, or Wait. Be still and listen more closely.
2006-07-21 07:32:05 · answer #1 · answered by Wunderkind 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Contacting Heaven is like trying to get info from any large store, you have to go round 20 departments before you get to the one who will give satisfaction.
Go through the right channels, (Guardian Angel 1st), and eventually you will reach The Big man.
Sorry, that's if you have enough time left on this earth, you might find you get to meet him in person before you reach the right department.
Better change your attitude or you might just end up meeting his opposition.
2006-07-21 07:31:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm; maybe you could check with the Scientologists about that. They probably have a plan you can sign up for where they'll look into these issues, as long as your dues are paid up. If not them, I'm sure there is a religion out there SOMEWHERE willing to take this on.
2006-07-21 07:24:03 · answer #3 · answered by Raffy_AdAstra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God HAS answered your prayer....you're just not listening!
2006-07-21 07:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by Linn E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you would like to speak to Allah, please press 1.
For Jesus, press 2.
Shiva, Krishna, and Vishnu, press 3.
If you're afraid to hear me say the name of your God because you fear you will be struck down, please press 4.
Satanists, press 666.
Agnostics, please stay on the line until you make up your mind.
Atheists, please hang up and try again later.
All others, press 4355.
2006-07-21 08:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by jimbob 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i think earth is one big customer complaints centre
2006-07-21 07:24:17 · answer #6 · answered by lucy_goose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I hear they outsource to India, though.
2006-07-21 07:22:41 · answer #7 · answered by spike_is_my_evil_vampire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should check out their website. :)
2006-07-21 07:27:20 · answer #8 · answered by V9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they do ,you just cant find out right now
2006-07-21 07:23:18 · answer #9 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋