I've spoken to some representatives who inform me that I have a seat reserved in Hell, but how can I be sure? I do not wish to be accidently forgiven or something.
2006-07-21 07:13:25 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you don't need a reservation. it's a pretty big place- the barbacue there is the best (lighten up, people)
2006-07-21 10:57:55 · answer #1 · answered by andyheretic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please don't make light of this subject. It is so serious.
The future judgement of God means our life, with all its joy and suffering, is ultimately accountable to someone. This is good news in one sense, for it means all the world's wrongs will one day be put right. But it's bad news if we have no protection on that day: Jesus speaks plainly about hell- a terrible end for those who reject His offer of salvation.
God has not only spoken, He has also acted to remedy the situation. God loves us so much, He sent His Son to this planet 2000 years ago. Jesus became man, as human as you and me, yet lived faithfully - the way we were meant to, blameless before God.
Jesus came to provide the only way we can be forgiven by His innocent death on the cross in our place, He was taking the punishment we deserve for ignoring God. His resurrection is God's stamp of approval on this.
It means we can be forgiven, when we turn around and stop defying Him. The Bible puts it like this: God demonstrates His own love for us in this: while we were still sinners Christ died for us (Romans 5 v 8).
2006-07-21 14:23:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just do nothing, it will be reserved. I'm afraid you will be disappointed because there will be no chairs in hell. The wood will be burned up. Metal chairs will be too hot to sit on. But don't despair because you won't have time to sit down anyway. Your eternal torture will consume all of your time. Your lack of sleep, water, wanting to die with no chance of it. This is for eternity, for all time, mucho grande, for ever and ever.
2006-07-21 14:25:30 · answer #3 · answered by racam_us 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that hell will soon be gone forever? The Bible makes it clear in Revelation that hell is the common grave of mankind and Jesus has the keys to hell in order to resurrect all those who have died and gone there__" And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire--So death will be no more and hell will be no more for without death, hell ( or graves) will not be needed.
( Revelation 20: 13,14) Revelation 1:18 states: " I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I (Jesus) am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death." So this tells us that those brought back to life who were in hell(the grave) will then be judged by how they respond to God's rulership. God's Word assures us that once we die, our sins are wiped out; "For the wages of sin is death--" Romans 6:23 __Yes,when a person dies, they have paid for all sins. By resurrecting those who have died, they are given a second chance to prove their loyalty to God and to his Son,our reigning King.
2006-07-21 14:57:36 · answer #4 · answered by Micah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try to get a near death experience and RSVP in person. i did and i got GREAT seats!
beleive it or not hell isnt a bad place (and im speakin from experience) its about 70 degrees, long beaches, blue skies and lots of hot ladies (and buff men....for the ladies)
heaven is hell though, youre forced to grovel at gods feet all day for eternity.
2006-07-21 14:18:21 · answer #5 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only way anyone can get to hell is on a bad acid trip. It is in the imagination.
2006-07-21 14:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you check price line.com. Ask William Shackner.
Ask Scotty to beam you down.
2006-07-21 14:30:55 · answer #7 · answered by Doug B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A complete separation from God is hell. Sooooo, it kinda sounds like you're already there. Congratulations!!!
2006-07-21 14:20:47 · answer #8 · answered by Bobby E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hang with me; apparently I'm the princess of darkness in these parts. Hisssssss!
2006-07-21 14:21:24 · answer #9 · answered by mutterhals 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only thing that prevent you from going to hell would be to accept Jesus Christ as your Savior.
2006-07-21 14:16:16 · answer #10 · answered by Art The Wise 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋