11. draw a picture of a woman (or man) and tape it to your monitor. try to seduce it. then act like it hates you and complain loudly that women (or men) are worthless
12. print out the complete works of shakespeare, when two days later, it is all done, lap your forehead and exclaim, "doggone it! all i wanted was a line or two
13. put a large gold framed portrait of queen elizabeth and prince phillip on your desk. loudly proclaim that you ssure miss the folks back home
14. attempt to eat your computer mouse. season it first
15. borrow someone elses keyboard. simply reach over and say "excuse me, mind if i borrow this a sec." then smugly sing "finders keepers" when they ask for it back
16. keep looking at invisible bugs and try to swat them
17. make absurd gurgling and choking noises. pretend its the computer and look really lost
18. pull out a pencil. start writing on the screen. complain that the lead doesnt work properly
2006-07-21 07:07:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have no more but click my icon and there are more jokes
2006-07-21 07:40:42 · update #1
juan.. i really love your jokes.. when i look in this catagory, i only read your jokes! LOL
2006-07-21 08:07:22 · answer #1 · answered by Jade 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
convinced even as polling day comes,scribble out the applicants names and write "not one of the above" on the bottom of the web page like I do,why because not one of the party's are properly worth voting for interior the united kingdom,all of them tow the middle line,all of them lie by ability of their tooth even as giving more effective loose run to transforming into a federal europe,and that i'm no longer eu nor do i favor to be considered as u.s.'s lapdag,their politics are even more effective corrupt than ours,and that takes some beating....
2016-11-25 00:23:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha hehe mmwahaha lol, thats funny
2006-07-21 07:18:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
more
2006-07-21 07:20:46 · answer #4 · answered by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are really funny. Thanks for posting them. : D
2006-07-21 07:13:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
MORE MORE MORE!!!
2006-07-21 07:30:50 · answer #6 · answered by agalicktourq 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those were great! Thanks;)
2006-07-21 07:59:04 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks!
2006-07-21 07:12:33 · answer #8 · answered by Amy F 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋