2006-07-21 06:57:40 · 9 answers · asked by Bonethuggg 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Dear Bonethuggg,
Good news, help is on the way! You have come to our attention by frequent and repetitive nominations of friends and concerned neighbors. From their urgent pleas, we have deduced that you have suffered an abused childhood. Stunted growth has endeared you to become a fully matured, responsible adult with no life to call your own.
Cheer up Bonethuggg, with a grant from the Gates&Friends Foundation you can now afford to move to the state of Oregon and advance with plans of your suicide. Rest assured Bonethuggg, our assistants are standing by, eager to help. If you don't have an end-game plan of your own, our attendants can strap you down and super-glue your face shut for you. Very simple, very easy!
Bonethuggg, keep watching your mailbox for a certified check sent to you by our agent. With the proceeds you can either own and dominate 4 square feet of the world beneath you or, come to Oregon.
Bonethuggg, make the right decision for a change, come to Oregon. Heaven is waiting! (we can help you)
Jake
2006-07-21 07:00:16 · answer #1 · answered by Jake 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can I get a witness ! Da mutha was flamin' like I be in da Undawirl.
2006-07-21 14:06:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jake is my hero!
Best damned thing I read all day!! If that don't get the 10 pts... you really are a dumb@$$ limp biscuit...
2006-07-21 14:03:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well can't say that ever happened to me, maybe its time for rehab and get off the rock
2006-07-21 14:00:28 · answer #4 · answered by pycosal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Noooo-Why are you doing that? What is this world coming to?-
2006-07-21 14:01:27 · answer #5 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you're in the house while it is blazing, loser.
2006-07-21 14:04:37 · answer #6 · answered by Goose&Tonic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am LMFAO u are hilarious
2006-07-21 14:00:24 · answer #7 · answered by Delete System32 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hold on, i have to get my ebonics dictionary.......
umm, no.
2006-07-21 14:00:25 · answer #8 · answered by Terry T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You suck.
2006-07-21 13:59:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋