I need a good laugh so I want to hear some good stories!
2006-07-21 06:44:03 · 11 answers · asked by Minn_Girl_16 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
OK..my oldest (he's now 11) when he was about 3 we were at a family baptism at their church, one we were not familiar with. Well the alter had a huge crucifix of Jesus. (Our own church's crucifix is much smaller, so can't see as much detail) So we're sitting there and my son, who has yet to learn how to whisper, turns to me, points at the crucifix and says (very loud - during the service) Whats in Jesus's foot? I lean down and whisper that that is a nail, then my son gasped super loud and with a horror stricken look on his face says.."Well he better start listening to his mommy and wear shoes when he goes outside!"
The whole half of the church we were sitting in heard, and all started to giggle..it interrupted the services and everything...I of course, was mortified....but I can laugh about it now!
2006-07-21 06:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by Sharlala 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some things are only funny waaaayyy after the fact.
I have 3 boys -now 8, 5 & 4. When the younger 2 were about 1 and 2 they were playing quietly in the living room (or so I thought) while I gave my oldest son a bath. When we came out of the bathroom, the living room looked like it was in a cloud of smoke. The "smoke" was from an entire bottle of baby powder they dumped on the NEW couch. They were having a great time jumping up & down & making clouds of powder.
It took my neighbor & I (and both of our vacuums) hours to get the couch back to looking almost normal.
2006-07-21 20:25:58 · answer #2 · answered by Quarter Midget Mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you mean today, my 3 year odl came down and said "mom, i need a STRONG cup of coffee, I had a hard night" Then of course there was the time she was 2 and her lunch box was hte last to come oout of the closet at days care and she blitley looked at her teacher and said "Miss Terri, what the hell?" in perfect synatx and context. BOY did i hear about htat one for days...
2006-07-21 20:12:04 · answer #3 · answered by ishani 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when he was around 1 1/2 i was sitting in the living room and had all of the gates shut except the one to the kitchen b/c his drink was in there.. i had to use the rest room and i was only gone for literally 45 seconds at the most.. when i returned i found him laying on the floor swimming in a pool of ketchup... it was a huge mess but i still could not get mad for the simple fact of how cute it was..
and then when we were at ryans steak house one night he was about 3 1/2 at this point and his father was a pervert........ we were sitting there eating and my son needed something to drink b/c he was out of his tea... he looked at the waitress and yelled HEY BOOBS COME HERE!!!!!! i was so embaressed... i had to get up and go walk for a second...
2006-07-21 13:52:27 · answer #4 · answered by ~MRS. PILKINGTON~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when my boys were 2 and 3 we took them out trick or treating. the next day all that was left in their buckets was the crappy candy they didnt like. i couldnt believe all the candy was gon that quick but i looked all over and found nothing. i was confused because they would randomly come out with candy...maybe 2 weeks later i was doing major cleaning and i have my 3 yr old picking up his room when i went to finish his room i pulled out the drawers that were under his bed and found all the candy not in the drawer but behind it. they were smart enought to pull the drawers out and put the candy behind it and put the drawer every time they took a piece....i cant for the life of me figure out when they had time to do it but they did.
2006-07-21 13:54:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have so many but this one is my favorite. It's not my child but oh so cute.
I have 2 dachshunds 1 black and tan and one red. My friends daughter said to me. Cindy is a weiner dog (the red one) I said yes you are correct but so is Candy (the black and tan one) she said, "Skeeter hotdogs are red!" rolling her eyes. I said yes but Candy is still a weiner dog.
A few minutes later she came bursting into the room. She said, I know I know what Candy is! I looked at her and she said when Daddy grills our hotdogs he burns them black. So Candy is a burnt weiner dog.
I thought that was quite smart for a 3 year old!
2006-07-21 13:50:58 · answer #6 · answered by Skeeter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Think of a supermarket on Senior Citizens Day, filled with old people... And our 3 year old dropped his pants right by the deli and yelled 'MOON'
2006-07-21 21:25:08 · answer #7 · answered by Rapunzel XVIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a couple of months ago when my daughter was still 2 ,
at the dinner table , with a straight face she says,
"Mom, ketchup is good, closing costs make you sick."
i laughed , it was so funny.
2006-07-21 13:53:50 · answer #8 · answered by Pussycat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read the August issue of Parents...Back page..."mouthing off."
2006-07-21 13:48:35 · answer #9 · answered by violamom74 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my 2 year old asked my neighbor if he has a beard on his penis like her daddy...... (we were toilet training and letting them watch us). Even my husband had to laugh!
2006-07-23 04:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by Leah S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋