damn you jager and red bull.
2006-07-21 06:37:57 · 53 answers · asked by AprilRocksIt 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Jager and redbull is damn tasty, so to the person who asked where my taste buds were, they were with bars that sell Jagerbombs.
And i may be a douchebag and a fool and an *** but I'm not a...lost my train of thought.
2006-07-21 06:46:30 · update #1
because your last name is Kennedy?
2006-07-21 06:42:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Because you're a devil may care, sunrise can go to hell, member of the Hardcore Elite.
God invented red bull so people like us can mix it wit vodka and be wide awake all day and all night and still stay on the right side of the Law.
Sanity is an overated commodity, and you'll sleep plenty long enough when you're dead.
Now slap yourself hard and get ready for the next big night out, you crazy diamond.
2006-07-21 06:44:56 · answer #2 · answered by Warrior Hamster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you got the "Irish Virus"...
Jaegermeister...ouch!
Drank that stuff a couple of times.....
anesthetized me.
I Don't drink these days...haven't drank in twelve years.
When you start screwing up like that you either learn from the experience or you just keep on getting worse.
Ever hear of the Jellinek Curve?
Its a chart that gauges the progression of alcoholism.
Seems like accurate guideline to me.
When I first went into rehab back in 1989 I looked at the thing and thought to myself...
"I got a ways to go yet!!"
http://www.addictionz.com/alcoholism_chart.htm
You gonna have to click to enlarge it enough to read.
Don't let namby pamby goody two shoes answerers scold you.
I used to march in the MISERY PARADE.
Do you know what the misery parade is?
Its those people you see circling the block early in the morning waiting for the bar or package store to open.
2006-07-21 06:52:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this "question"!! I did the same thing last Thursday and paid for it all weekend, I swear going out on the town is always so much more fun when you know you shouldn't be doing it! I'm glad you had a good time! Hope you feel better :)
2006-07-21 06:43:51 · answer #4 · answered by krista_focus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause you were having a good time, and didnt care at the moment. And that damn jagermiester is poison, will get u everytime. I feel for you, you must have a migraine, day lasting forever hahhhhhhhhhhhh
2006-07-21 06:41:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was gonna say i love drinking too... im not an alcoholic, because alcoholic goto meetings LOL
but then i read jager and redbull... thats just nasty... where the hell are your taste buds
2006-07-21 06:39:40 · answer #6 · answered by Grin Reeper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause it seemed like alot of fun at the time! And you were probably thinking that you weren't that drunk till you woke up today and didn't remember what time you went to bed! We all do it, but you could have waited just one more day for FRIDAY! Yea! Happy Friday!
2006-07-21 06:42:24 · answer #7 · answered by shastafunkflex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because drinking is a wonderful thing! That is why you drank too much. It is like asking, "why did that last domino fall down when I pushed the first one?" Drinking is also like the Pringles slogan, once you pop, you can't stop. Drinking just one drink is almost impossible.
2006-07-21 06:40:37 · answer #8 · answered by nick m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why DO we do this to ourselves? Because - we are living "in the moment" --- see, last night's moments were what we were striving for!! Got there. Now, at work, striving to get away from last night's moments (although ok moments) ---at least until it's time to go home so we can strive for Friday's nights moments. How's that one????
2006-07-21 06:40:50 · answer #9 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the more you drink, the more your judgment is impaired. Also, if this is a pattern, because you lack the self-control necessary to make the hard decision you know you should.
2006-07-21 06:39:36 · answer #10 · answered by Timothy W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you have got to go to work, alcohol is the most helping anesthetic and so help most with the pain from having to work.
2006-07-21 06:40:45 · answer #11 · answered by pete 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋