dummest answer gets 10 points
2006-07-21 06:35:42 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If I were a DOG I would never have to FAIL EVERY TIME I TRY TO LICK MY OWN BALLS again.
2006-07-21 06:37:48 · answer #1 · answered by Juan Valdez 2 · 5⤊ 4⤋
If I were a Blank I would never have to be Erased again.
2006-07-21 06:37:19 · answer #2 · answered by oliver c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were a:
sea anemone
I would never have to:
floss
again!
You could easily make this a political joke by saying "If I were a (democrat/republican: your choice), I would never have to THINK again!
2006-07-21 06:40:46 · answer #3 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were a woman, I would never have to worry about my aim in the morning again.
2006-07-21 06:40:51 · answer #4 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spoiled Blonde Rich Girl I would never have to wipe mine own *** again?
2006-07-21 06:38:46 · answer #5 · answered by MuffinPuff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were a cat I would never have to was a dish again
2006-07-21 06:41:39 · answer #6 · answered by antiekmama 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were a POOR MAN I would never have to BE RICH again.
2006-07-21 06:39:25 · answer #7 · answered by mailmanfwi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were a superhero I would never have to go to jail again.
2006-07-21 06:40:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were a stripper i would never have to spend money again
2006-07-21 06:38:32 · answer #9 · answered by TooFly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i were a man i would never have to shave again
2006-07-21 06:38:55 · answer #10 · answered by fuhreezing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton's friend, worry about my level of intelligence
2006-07-21 06:38:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋