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i'm actually in proison right now for ripping off a mattress tag

2006-07-21 20:16:18 · answer #1 · answered by Bright Eyes 4 · 4 5

YES!! every mattress has a censor embedded that monitors the status of the tag. Once the tag is ripped off the censor broadcast a signal with GPS coordinates. Within minutes authorities are alerted and swat teams are dispatched to your location. For the love of GOD don't rip off that tag. Innocent bystanders could be hurt!!!!!!

2006-07-21 06:33:48 · answer #2 · answered by captpcb216 2 · 0 1

The government pays the husband or wife who tells about the tag removal. The government sends out a swat team and shoots the felon dead at the scene. This is cheaper than divorce.

2006-07-21 06:31:26 · answer #3 · answered by ringocox 4 · 1 0

The warning is not intended for customers. Sellers and manufacturers will, presumingly go to prison if they remove the tag. It is rather to protect consumers

2006-07-21 06:30:33 · answer #4 · answered by dC4 2 · 1 0

yep and the pillows and the furniture. The tag police come and get you and send you to Washington where you will be exposed to such a large amount of hot air that you will never be able to breathe well again!!

2006-07-21 06:31:32 · answer #5 · answered by olderandwiser 4 · 0 1

Of course not. The tag is basically a big warning label to get your attention.

2006-07-21 06:27:45 · answer #6 · answered by ensign183 5 · 0 0

I did!!! I got 6 months in prison and a $1000 fine.
AND it was in my own bedroom and it was 8 years old AND
bought in another state.

2006-07-21 06:27:53 · answer #7 · answered by Cookie 5 · 0 1

Yes. For life. Don't worry, though, they keep you with the child molesters so that the rest of the prison population doesn't enact their own form of brutal "justice" on you.

2006-07-21 06:40:08 · answer #8 · answered by Rory McRandall 3 · 0 1

If you READ the tag it says not to be removed until sold. Once it has been sold you can do what you want to the tag.

2006-07-21 06:27:28 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Wow, you are sooooooooo funny. Nice attempt at being funny/clever there carrot top.

Congrats, you have just won the lowest common denominator award on Yahoo!

Putz!

2006-07-21 06:29:40 · answer #10 · answered by debaser8170 2 · 0 0

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