Scene: Two old ladies at home in their flat.
" What's on Television then?"
"Looks like a ???????."
"I don't mean what's on the television SET. I meant what PROGRAM!"
"Hmm, hm, hmm, hmm, hm, hmm."
"It's odd that ??????? being there, is'n't it? What's it doing there?"
"Standing'!"
"I can SEE that! If it laid an egg, it will fall down the back of the television set."
"We'll have to watch that. Unless it's a male." "Hm, I hadn't think of that." "It looks fairly butch."
"Perhaps it's from next door."
"Next DOOR! ??????? don't come from next door; they come from the Antarctic!"
"Perhaps it's from the zoo." "Which zoo?" "How should I know which zoo! I'm not Doctor Bloody Bernoffski!" "How would Doctor Bernoffski know which zoo it was from?" "He knows everything." "Oh, I wouldn't like that. That would take all the mystery out of life. Anyway, if it was from the zoo, it would have 'Property of the Zoo' stamped on it." "No, it wouldn't! They don't stamp animals.
The End.
2006-07-21 06:22:53 · 11 answers · asked by Doug B 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Looks like a penguin.
2006-07-21 06:24:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A penguin.
2006-07-21 13:26:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2006-07-21 13:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by Alion 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea, I thought of a penguin
2006-07-21 13:28:46 · answer #4 · answered by Thomas S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would it just confuse a Pagan/Wiccan?
2006-07-21 13:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by Believe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are a good argument for retro active birth control
2006-07-21 14:28:25 · answer #6 · answered by bgdadyp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Penguin.....and you're question which isn't a question is idiotic.
2006-07-21 13:27:13 · answer #7 · answered by PaganPoetess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats your real name?
Legion??
2006-07-21 13:27:25 · answer #8 · answered by Preacherman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"And this, children, is why we always say 'no' to crack."
"Say bye-bye to those little brain cells, kids."
2006-07-21 13:32:10 · answer #9 · answered by Dr. Quest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What?????????
2006-07-21 13:24:12 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋