tell me some good yo mama jokes!!!!please!!!!!?

Answer 1

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1 ) Your mama's glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving .
2 ) Yo mama's so dumb, her favorite color is clear .
3 ) Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued .
4 )Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
5 )Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.
6 )Yo mama so ugly, she's not bald, it's just her hair runnin' away from her face
7 )Yo mama is so fat, that every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!
8 )Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason they declared world hunger.
9 )Yo mama is so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them.
10 )Yo mama so skinny, she can hoola hoop a cheerio.
11 )Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
12 )Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she walked into church and smiled and they all sang ''Let it shine, Let it shine, Oh let it shine.''
13 )Your mama is so fat, her stomach arrives home 30 minutes before she does.
14 )Yo mama's like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she's ready to blow.
15 )Your mama so nasty, that after we had phone sex I got an ear infection!
16 )Yo' mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
17 )Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said ‘sex,’ she wrote “not lately.”
18 )You so ugly, yo mama had to feed you with a slingshot!
19 )Yo mama''s so nasty, I came over and asked what''s for dinner and she opened her legs and said "TUNA SUPRISE!"
20 )Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.

Answer 2

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

Answer 3

Yo Mama is so cheap, I put out a lit cigarette and she yelled, "Who turned off the heat!"

Yo Mama is so ugly, you wouldn't breast feed.

Yo Mama is so hairy, everytime she goes into the woods, Bigfoot sightings hit the news.

Yo Mama is so fat, every time she goes for a swim, Loch Ness monster sightings hit the news.

Hope you like those.

Answer 4

Yo mama so ugly, we had to tie a steak around her neck so the dogs would play with her.

Yo mama so fat, when I told her to haul a$$ it took two trips.

Yo mama so fat, the only thing attracted to her is gravity.

Yo mama so fat, her belt size is “equator”.

Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo mama so fat, every time she walks by the TV I miss an entire season of Friends.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat, she wakes up in sections.

Yo mama so fat, her nickname is “Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn…..”

Yo mama so fat, she put on BVDs and by the time she got them to her waist they spelled “Boulevard”

Yo mama so ugly, when we went to the haunted house she came out with a paycheck.

Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry.


Enjoy! :-)

Answer 5

Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she put a peephole in a glass door.

Yo Mama's so short,
when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.

Answer 6

Yo mama got more clap than auditorium...

Yo mama so po' she puts her feet on the table and says "Corn fo' dinnah"

Answer 7

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow,I thought she was eating butter.
Yo mamas butt is so big,if she wants to scratch it,all she has to do is reach over her shoulder.

Answer 8

Yo mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of Geoge Washington's nose.

Answer 9

Yo mamma teeth so yellow that when she closes her mouth her stomach glows up, or yo mamma so skinny when she swallowed an Eminem she looked 6 months pregnat, or yo mamma's so dumb she isn't even allowed at Smart and Final!

Answer 10

yo mama is so fat when I sat on top of her, my ears poped.

yo mama is so black when she went to night school, they marked her absent.

yo mama's armpitts are so hairy it looks like she has eddie murphy in a headlock