I had just gotten out of the shower and still drying off when my 3 yr old burst into the room crying about something that one of his brother's had done. All of the sudden he stopped and looked at me, and asked:
"Mommy, what happened to your wee-wee"
" Nothing, why?" trying to hurry up and get dressed.
Well, what happened to your tail? I have one and Daddy, and ...
I laughed so hard, it took me about 20 minutes before I could get dressed.
2006-07-21 06:12:49 · 13 answers · asked by maria f 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
btw: mother of 3 yr old AND 2 year old twins
2006-07-21 06:14:12 · update #1
That's a precious story. You will have to write that down and tell it to him during the teenage years. Too cute!
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http://weeinspirations.com/funny.html
2006-07-21 06:18:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Aahhh, kids. Ain't they fun?!?! :-)
The first time my boys watched me change their baby sister's diaper they did a double take. They didn't say anything, but I could tell they were thinking "Hmmmm, she's missing something..."
When my daughter was about 3 years old she told me she would grow a wee-wee when she got older. She just assumed that since the boys were older and they had one, she would get one eventually. That was an interesting conversation.
2006-07-21 15:10:22 · answer #2 · answered by browneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...That reminds me of a joke...a little girl walked in on her mother when she had just got out of the shower...and asked her what that hairy place was...as she pointed at it ...and her mother replied...it was her squirrel...a little later on...the daughter walked in on her grandmother...and asked her the same question...and her grandmother replied the same answer...it was her squirrel... so the granddaughter asked...how come yours is grey and mommies is brown...and the Grandmother replied...honey if your mother had cracked as many nuts as I have...she'd be gray to... LOL...
I'd just explain to him...that when God made man and woman... that he made them both different...in some ways...and tell him when he gets to be older...that his father will explain why there are difference...and that God will let daddy know when its time to answer that question...and tell him not to bother his daddy right now...that God will let know when it time to tell him...and daddy will explain it to him then...then give him a cooky to take his mind off of it...and get him thinking about other things...so he'll forget about it...lol...
2006-07-21 13:41:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell me about it, i have 3 1/2 yr. old twins and i thought that one was calling me a f**cker until i realized that she wanted a sucker!!!
2006-07-22 00:42:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. My daughter came to me one day and told me that my little brother (same age as her) has a "straw butt" that he pees out of and asked why doesn't she have a straw. Gave me a very good laugh.
2006-07-21 13:19:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. My son will be 2 next month and every time I give him a bath and change his diaper he is always poking at his penis. I tell him to stop before he ruins it because I want grandkids someday...lol
2006-07-21 13:18:06 · answer #6 · answered by Ryan's mom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As they always say....."Out of the mouth of babes"
Very cute. I'm sure you know the joys......my wife and I wish we could know the joys, but not to be. Enjoy them while they are still small.
2006-07-21 13:17:15 · answer #7 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aren't they GREAT! they make life interesting ...love it ... but take five minutes and make up a journal things have a way of being forgotten and a little jar to the memory brings it back in living color you'll never regret it. its to cute to forget.
2006-07-21 19:51:33 · answer #8 · answered by Clyde 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I think it would be a joy... maybe for 5 minutes and then after that....
2006-07-21 13:16:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they sure can make ya laugh.
haha
My grandson told me I had a BIGGGGGGGGGGGGG butt.
haha
They are a joy and can be stinkers too.
Enjoy them while theyre young.
2006-07-21 13:16:30 · answer #10 · answered by Quelynn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋