2006-07-21 06:06:52 · 22 answers · asked by Beth R 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He wanted to see his friend Gregory peck.
2006-07-21 06:07:33 · answer #1 · answered by SurferRose 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The truth is, the chicken didn't cross the road at all. The chicken crossing the road thing is an old urban myth that dates back to the early 1800's in Jerkwater Illinois. The reason the rumor was started isn't clear but if I had to guess I would say it was probably tied to some king of government conspiracy to drive out poultry farmers in the area
2006-07-21 06:20:19 · answer #2 · answered by serfblues 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To answer this joke scientifically we have to ask ourselves a few questions:
1. Did crossing the road help the chicken reproduce?
2. Did crossing the road help the chicken eat?
3. Did crossing the road help the chicken survive?
After asking ourselves this question, then, and only then, can we determine a likely answer.
2006-07-21 06:11:27 · answer #3 · answered by datfatduk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is really a 2 part question.
"Why" and "Did the chicken cross the road?"
Philosophers have pondered the "why" of things for centuries and space is too limited here to delve into such an important topic.
As to the 2nd question, Did the chicken cross the road?
I can say with certainty,of course she did!
2006-07-21 08:33:00 · answer #4 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken followed the rooster, and the rooster crossed the road because he was tired of being hen-pecked., he wanted his freedom and the road.
After much rejection and self-recrimination and embarrassment, the chicken returned to her own side of the road, being a better, stronger, more independent chicken who didn't need some rooster to wake her up each morning with his ego.
2006-07-21 06:25:31 · answer #5 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whether the chicken crossed the road, or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
2006-07-21 06:16:59 · answer #6 · answered by }pixie{ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JERRY FALWELL says:
Because the chicken was gay --- isn't it obvious? Can't you people see
the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the
'other side'. That's what they call it the other side. Yes, my friends,
that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay
too. I say we Boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination
that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like
"the other side."
2006-07-21 07:02:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the poor little chicken crossed the road because mama chick asked him to go get chicken broth
2006-07-21 06:14:56 · answer #8 · answered by redoman454 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crossed the road to get the bus to the other direction.
2006-07-21 06:13:29 · answer #9 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from Chick Fillet
2006-07-21 06:09:55 · answer #10 · answered by Jumping Jack Flash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause it was too chicken to stay on that side.
2006-07-21 06:10:06 · answer #11 · answered by Jack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋