Picture this. You're on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop-off, and on your left is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a bounding kangaroo, and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you, the elephant, and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
First with the correct answer gets the points.
2006-07-21 06:06:49 · 12 answers · asked by The Shark 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pull your 9mm out and shoot all the animals
and make it look like a acident
2006-07-21 06:08:43 · answer #1 · answered by TX-ftball 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wait...I'm not running. The horse is running. How can the animals be running the same speed as `me' if I'm sitting on the horse? =)
2006-07-21 06:11:44 · answer #2 · answered by curiousmindsneed2know 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go faster and get in front of the elephant or go slower and get behind the elephant
2006-07-21 06:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by Lexi:Puppy Lover of the USA 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get off the merry-go-round!
2006-07-21 06:19:39 · answer #4 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wait for the merry-go-round to a full stop get down and walk away.... guessing :)
hgday :)
2006-07-21 06:10:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wake up~~~ but think it was already correctly answered with get off merry go round..........
2006-07-21 06:13:34 · answer #6 · answered by kat4use 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wait for the merry-go-round to stop.
2006-07-21 07:22:52 · answer #7 · answered by PunkyChick 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wake up!
2006-07-21 06:45:19 · answer #8 · answered by cat 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get off the Merry-Go-Round you dumb *** drunkard!
2006-07-21 06:09:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
just give yourself a few hours and the LSD will wear off
2006-07-21 06:30:04 · answer #10 · answered by serfblues 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋