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2006-07-21 06:01:30 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its just a joke, dont take it seriously.
2006-07-21 06:08:09 · update #1
Your momma so old her birth certificate is expired....Your momma so old when she reads the bible she reminices...When God said let there be light she was there to flick the switch....Your momma so old she farts out dust......Hahaha not done yet hang in there.......Your momma so old she knew the Burger King when he was still a prince.....Your momma so old ,I told her to act her age and she died....Your momma might be old but she still parties like it's 403...and your momma so hold you put her in the museum instead of an old folks home. Hope they were funny.Thank you ,Thank you!(lolololol)
2006-07-21 06:15:25 · answer #1 · answered by G-Unit Soulja 2 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Yo mamma so previous, she welcomed the Israelites into Egypt Yo mamma so previous, she develop into with Marius Olivier even as he invented the first motorcycle. Yo mamma so previous, even as u ask her what motor motorized vehicle she has, she says, "Oh, basically a rock." Yo mamma so previous, she needs seven canes Yo mamma so previous, her images although come out in black and white Yo mamma so previous, she develop into Laura's cousin in Little homestead on the Prairie they're quite undesirable cuz I basically were given the following up with them
2016-10-15 01:20:22 · answer #2 · answered by keys 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma`s so old she remembers when this question was first askrd
2006-07-21 12:20:15 · answer #3 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so old she helped God create earth and was the mother of Jesus.
2006-07-21 06:09:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
2006-07-21 07:46:15 · answer #5 · answered by cmfoxy890 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be telling those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
Translated
Ваш Мама говорить к рассказывать ты не к быть спрашивать для тот глупой Yo Momma шутка. Она says он замена ты смотреть и звук глупой когда ты рассказывать их. Says он замена ты звук похожий невежественный , Белый отбросы.
2006-07-21 21:03:04 · answer #6 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geoge Washington kept her from hanging out with the British.
2006-07-21 06:05:29 · answer #7 · answered by tim w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you hope to get old and take the jokes with a smile on your wrinkled face
2006-07-21 06:05:09 · answer #8 · answered by antiekmama 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was part of the group study on the global effects of inventing dirt.
2006-07-21 06:48:03 · answer #9 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mamma is dead I should kick your ***
2006-07-21 06:06:37 · answer #10 · answered by cal-p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋