I never figured out that one!!!!!
2006-07-21 05:58:46 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
coz he wanted to meet U!!!
2006-07-21 06:12:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
To answer this joke scientifically we have to ask ourselves a few questions:
1. Did crossing the road help the chicken reproduce?
2. Did crossing the road help the chicken eat?
3. Did crossing the road help the chicken survive?
After asking ourselves this question, then, and only then, can we determine a likely answer.
2006-07-21 13:06:40 · answer #2 · answered by datfatduk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken crossed the road to get you to ask why the chicken crossed the road.
2006-07-21 13:08:12 · answer #3 · answered by wildandhardtotame 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure it actually crossed the road?
Did anyone actually see the chicken cross the road?
2006-07-21 13:05:01 · answer #4 · answered by MindinChaos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the beginning there was a chicken and a road
And so the chicken stood there
and stood there
and stood there
and stood there
and stood there for a millenium
and stood there some more
and after a while, it thought:
wtf
and so the road was crossed.
2006-07-21 18:29:13 · answer #5 · answered by xt_oo_tx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he want to go to that side of the road
2006-07-21 13:02:23 · answer #6 · answered by ghost freak 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's he going to do? Sit on it? Haven't you heard lately that the roads are melting?
2006-07-21 13:02:00 · answer #7 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get shagged by the rooster on the other side
2006-07-21 13:00:43 · answer #8 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it wanted to go for a walk
2006-07-21 13:00:52 · answer #9 · answered by cal-p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It layed an egg over there and going back to get it.
2006-07-21 13:03:15 · answer #10 · answered by J. P. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side or to lay an egg i know its some thing like this
2006-07-21 13:02:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋