Violation last time. So, your nose is dripping on you, and you are in a situation that you must blow. The only things there to use are the two books. If you don't want to play in the event of, then don't answer. Those are the two options.
2006-07-21 05:50:44 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You are the only person, no cloths, only the old and new testament, no other books.
2006-07-21 05:56:26 · update #1
Lots of hate filled christians showing their true colors.
2006-07-21 06:00:25 · update #2
Neither. I've used both up all ready as (_!_) wipe.
2006-07-21 05:54:22 · answer #1 · answered by Surfer_Girl_59 4 · 6⤊ 6⤋
This is the stupidest question I have come across yet, and you shouldn't be allowed to list it under the spiritual section. But I will pray for you because my bible says I must love all mankind, It doesn't say I have to like you though.
By the way, my answer is neither, I would use my shirt tail.
God Bless You.
2006-07-21 12:58:34 · answer #2 · answered by Blessed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would use the old testament to blow, and the new testament to wipe. That way I am an equal opportunity blower.
2006-07-21 12:58:53 · answer #3 · answered by Wookie on Water 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Probably the New because God in the Old Testament is much more vengeful.
2006-07-21 12:54:09 · answer #4 · answered by Barry_2050 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Snot rockets bro. I wouldn't blow my nose in any book these days. All books have value, even if I don't care for them.
2006-07-21 12:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your only options are hell or heaven. And once you are here, your life is "the play"...and you must chose before you die, and if you don't choose...then you really do not want to go to heaven...and you do not...
2006-07-21 12:56:15 · answer #6 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would have to be the OT, it's much more racist, violent and ignorant. At least the NT has some decent nuggets of truth.
2006-07-21 12:54:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would someone think so little of themselves that they would have to insult and incite someone else to give them attention? Very pathetic.
2006-07-21 12:53:24 · answer #8 · answered by ~Gate~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold out your hands for me pal
2006-07-21 12:54:00 · answer #9 · answered by starcow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would find your face, hold one nostril, and blow really hard.
2006-07-21 12:54:46 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, my nose is ver, very drippy, if I follow your thread. I'll wipe it on both. No discrimination.
2006-07-21 12:53:04 · answer #11 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋