There is no God but God....?

Question

And their's no cereal quite like Ezekiel 4:9 Cinnamon Raisin Brand Cereal. (PBUC)

Need a quick snack on your way to Mecca? Why a handful of Ezekiel 4:9 Cinnamon Raisin Brand Cereal is all you need.

Ending your Ramadan fast? How about a healthy bowl of Ezekiel 4:9 Cinnamon Raisin Brand Cereal?

It's the great taste of cereal with the guilt free love of the Old Testament God.

So why not 'convert' to Ezekiel 4:9 Cinnamon Raisin Brand Cereal?

It's what 'you-know-who' commanded.

Answer 1

A happy colon is a holy colon! =0)

Answer 2

Why don't you chew on Psalms 14:1 some. "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."
And when you're done chewing on THAT a bit, chew on Jeremiah 1:5. "Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; ... "
Then TRY to SWALLOW THIS!!
Ecclesiastes 1:9 "The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun." --> GOD KNEW that you were going to WRITE this!!

And WASH it down with, Isaiah 9:6, 6 "For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace."

And for salad, have some of John 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." And eat some of Romans 3:23-25 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus:
Whom God hath set forth to be a propitiation through faith in his blood, to declare his righteousness for the remission of sins that are past, through the forbearance of God;"

And 1John 1:9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

And for desert have some Revelation 3:19-21 19 "As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent.
Behold, I stand at the door, and knock : if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne."

Answer 3

Just not funny.
Not even offensive? Just a big huh?
Really, you're embarassing yourself.

Answer 4

I LOVE CEREAL!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

WHO!