A nice healthy bowl of Ezekiel 4:9 Cinnamon Raisin Brand Cereal?
Those tasty, crunchy golden flakes put the crunch back in Christ.
You'll be tempted like Eve to try a bite. But it isn't sinful. No sir-E-bob!
Ezekiel 4:9 Cinnamon Raisin Brand Cereal was approved by the FDA and the Lord Jesus Christ himself.
So try a bowl, why don't you?
I think you'll see it's the answer to all of your prayers.
2006-07-21 05:25:19 · 9 answers · asked by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thanks for your product endorsment Lucky Fokker. God bless you and all your cereal eating days.
2006-07-21 05:31:27 · update #1
Okay, I actually eat this cereal and their extra fiber-y heavy bread. I can't help it!
I think it is as close as I will come (ever) to communing with God!
2006-07-21 10:02:24 · answer #1 · answered by go_to_girl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I used to be an Atheist until I tried it, now I'm a preaching machine!!!!
Ezekiel 4:9 Cinnamon Raisin Brand Cereal ... mmmmmmmm
2006-07-21 05:29:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess it's better than eating so much quail that it starts comin' out our noses (Numbers 11:18-20).
2006-07-21 05:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by Jay H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothin says yummy like christ in your tummy, eh? EAT GOD.
2006-07-21 05:29:20 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't that be 'rasin bran' rather than 'rasin brand'? Sounds yummy either way.
2006-07-21 05:28:50 · answer #5 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!
Did you know they have a bread too? I've seen it in health food stores.
2006-07-21 05:30:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even if you don't go to church
this brand will make you
REGULAR!
2006-07-21 05:31:03 · answer #7 · answered by 自由思想家 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmm, raisins!
2006-07-21 05:38:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh?
2006-07-21 05:28:53 · answer #9 · answered by emma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋