He sits on top of a big sparkly throne and urinates down on us to cause the rain. In this way his urine gives us life which is why I drink his urine to take communion. Have U accepted Jesux yet? If not say this "Jexux maker of urine and all things, save our pathetic and useless lives and spare us from the hatchet you may bring down on our pathetic necks. I believe in U and ask your forgiveness."
2006-07-21 05:06:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Your mom is pathetic for giving birth to a idiot such as your self
2006-07-21 05:10:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe that the Lord Jesus Christ died for my sins and anyone that will believe that will go into God's heaven. Since you are making fun of Him and are a lost person and on your way to hell, there is coming a day when you will stand before Him and be judged and then cast into the lake of fire. When that happens you will not be making fun of him any longer but you will be crying for mercy. Revelation 20: 13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. Revelation 20: 14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. Revelation 20: 15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
2006-07-21 12:16:30 · answer #2 · answered by Ray W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AND on Wednesday nights he and the great flying Spaghetti monster have taco's and beer.
Ain't life Grand.
ALL HAIL the Urinator!!!
TFTP
2006-07-21 12:11:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Troll--reported x 2
2006-07-21 12:11:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you go and sit yourself back onto your potty?
You belong there.
2006-07-21 12:11:46 · answer #5 · answered by Trapz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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no i don't believe that
and y does it have to b uranus
that's not even funny
2006-07-21 12:10:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you obviously are not so funny !
2006-07-21 12:09:16 · answer #7 · answered by Nihilist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO
2006-07-21 12:10:26 · answer #8 · answered by chris p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋