A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.
"The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The fighter pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties....
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I AM wearing panties!
" The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
2006-07-21 04:49:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg..ahaha! ok! lolz 10/10.. and thanks for the laughs..*waking up the neighborhood..that was the funniest joke ever read...thx^^
2006-07-21 04:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bravo... standing O
2006-07-21 04:58:42 · answer #2 · answered by maria f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I have heard it before, but it still gets me everytime! =D
2006-07-21 04:52:56 · answer #3 · answered by Aimee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouuu. LOL.
2006-07-21 19:19:24 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Too funny.
2006-07-21 04:57:02 · answer #5 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok now thats funny!
2006-07-21 04:55:38 · answer #6 · answered by Rosie : 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflmao very funny. gimme more!
2006-07-21 04:54:42 · answer #7 · answered by chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha... That one was good. LMAO!
2006-07-21 05:05:47 · answer #8 · answered by Katie Wady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah...dats a really good one....lol
2006-07-21 05:02:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-07-21 05:09:07 · answer #10 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋