Here's mine-
It was pouring rain yesterday, and my daughter says "I want to go be a frog in the rain". So I tell the kids that they can go outside and play in it for just a few minutes. Well, of course they had to go and put on their swimsuits, and when they come out my son (who is 6) is in the process of zipping up his life jacket, like he needed it in the rain! It was really funny.
2006-07-21 04:40:26 · 4 answers · asked by chelle 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
mother of a 3 yr old and 2 yr old twins, so here it goes....
I had just gotten out of the shower and still drying off when my 3 yr old burst into the room crying about something that one of his brother's had done. All of the sudden he stopped and looked at me, and asked:
"Mommy, what happened to your wee-wee"
" Nothing, why?" trying to hurry up and get dressed.
Well, what happened to your tail? I have one and Daddy, and ...
I laughed so hard, it took me about 20 minutes before I could get dressed.
2006-07-21 05:34:51 · answer #1 · answered by maria f 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One of my friends has a two & a half year old son who is just about the cutest lil guy ever. He absolutely LOVES the movie Finding Nemo. (calls it Memo) My friend & her son watched it twice in a row one day. It was nearing lunchtime after the second time watching the movie & he was hungry so he asked her for lunch...IN WHALE like Dory! :-) I just about fell over laughing when she told me about it & did the impression of him cause it was sooooo cute!
2006-07-21 12:01:39 · answer #2 · answered by §uper ®ose 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i i had to go to the bathroom. my big sis was on the phone .she said i could go. i did my business and washed my hands. then i saw my sister's razor that she used earlier that day. so i went saw a bag of razors and took one out and shaved my eyebrows completely OFF!!!! i came in and asked my sis"how do i look" it was so funny but i got in trouble, but luckily they grew back and the grew back pretty!!
2006-07-21 16:16:45 · answer #3 · answered by iluvchrisb_17 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grandpa
A grandson came to visit his grandparents and noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocker, wearing only a shirt, naked from
the waist down.
"Grandpa, whatcha' doing? You're weenie's out in the wind for all to see!" he exclaimed.
Grandpa looked off in the distance, not answering.
"Grandpa, whatcha' doin' sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.
Grandpa looked at him and said, "Last week I sat here with no shirt on and got a stiff neck.
This is grandma's idea..."
2006-07-22 04:47:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋