A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.
The woman replied, “You are in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.
“You must be a republican,” said the balloonist.
“That’s right, I am,” replied the woman. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you just told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you haven’t been much help so far.”
The woman below responded, “You must be a democrat.”
“I am,” said the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,’’ answered the woman, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are on a lot of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault.”
2006-07-21 04:28:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Genius....
2006-07-21 04:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by maria f 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha... desire you'll like this one =): faster or later a mushy guy and his spouse were invited to visit an elderly couple for dinner. The elderly couple were married for more effective or less 60 years, and looked as if it would love one yet another very a lot. The husband might want to continually handle his spouse as honey, pumpkin, etc. even as both women disappeared to the kitchen the more youthful guy requested the elderly guy, "How do you're taking care of to keep calling your spouse honey and stuff after being married for see you later?" the guy blushed as he regarded away for a second, then became decrease back to the more youthful guy and relpied, "I forgot her call ten years in the past."
2016-11-25 00:11:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-07-21 04:34:52 · answer #3 · answered by sleekfeline 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved IT!
2006-07-21 05:01:02 · answer #4 · answered by Gatorgal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...wise one...10..:)
and that's just funny! lolz
2006-07-21 04:48:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a really good one
2006-07-21 05:06:35 · answer #6 · answered by kittyh7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looooooooooool
2006-07-21 04:34:06 · answer #7 · answered by muslima 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-21 04:31:19 · answer #8 · answered by chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-21 04:40:06 · answer #9 · answered by Rosie : 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Give me more!!
2006-07-21 04:31:37 · answer #10 · answered by Aimee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋