While riding the range one day, a ventriloquist cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with him.
Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' good."
The Indian is shocked.
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian has a look of total disbelief.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you?"
Horse: "Good."
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" indicating the Indian again.
Horse: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain."
The Indian stares in utter amazement.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep is liar."
2006-07-21 04:14:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was good!!! Yes, keep them coming!!!
2006-07-21 04:22:05 · answer #1 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-07-21 11:28:56 · answer #2 · answered by Sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that's joke #1, I cannot wait for joke #2!!!
2006-07-21 11:19:05 · answer #3 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good! Bring them on!
2006-07-21 11:50:15 · answer #4 · answered by alabamalady813 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke you on a roll keep them coming
2006-07-21 11:28:57 · answer #5 · answered by DUKE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha this is a good one!
2006-07-21 11:45:13 · answer #6 · answered by 7FAM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why am I not getting this????
Someone explain! I'm sorry!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wait, I think I get it... it's kinda nasty, right?
2006-07-21 11:27:15 · answer #7 · answered by Aimee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-07-21 11:29:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kewl
2006-07-21 11:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it and very good
2006-07-21 11:18:54 · answer #10 · answered by km 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋