Two nuns are out driving on a very stormy night, when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of their car. "Quick sister," screams one nun, "Show him your cross!"
So the other nun winds down the window leans out and shouts, "Oi! You! F*ck off!"
2006-07-21 03:34:43 · 20 answers · asked by mintcakemissy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao i had a birthday card with that joke on it. here i got one for you. ten men stranded on a beach a helicopter finds them there and drops down a rope all ten men are hanging for dear life to this rop and the pilot shouts down to them saying that they are to heavy and the heilcopper is going down if someone doesn't get off, so the man at the top of the rope gave a speech on how he would end his life to spare theres once hes finished all the men clap at his wonderful gesture. lmao x
2006-07-21 03:41:12 · answer #1 · answered by luckylu2k3 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two nuns are in the battub.
"Where's the soap?" says Sister Assumpta.
"Doesn't it just ... " says Sister Passionata.
2006-07-21 03:45:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it, but heard it when i was 13!! (and im now 23!)
still made me chuckle though
whats the difference between a girl ina bath and a nun?
one's soul is full of hope the other's hole is full of soap!
2006-07-21 10:17:18 · answer #3 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. There aren't many good nun jokes out there that are really good.
2006-07-21 03:38:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...the vampire returned to show what kind of vampire he was one of the nuns fainted while the other had a stroke...
2006-07-21 03:46:41 · answer #5 · answered by joseph c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-07-21 03:36:42 · answer #6 · answered by big_fat_goth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
Very Good
2006-07-23 20:47:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke of the day.
2006-07-21 03:44:35 · answer #8 · answered by Greg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad seen beter
2006-07-21 03:39:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-07-21 03:42:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋