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my last one was so easy that i decided to do a harder one:
Romeo and Julliet were found by a cop dead on the floor, there is glass and water everywhere and a cat sleeping, how did they die?

2006-07-21 03:24:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

The cat jumped in through the window and knocked the fish bowl over. Romeo and Juliet were the gold fish

2006-07-21 03:27:38 · answer #1 · answered by MissBehave 5 · 7 2

Romeo had just bought juliet some flowers. She appreciated it so much that she she kissed him passionately, put them in a big glass vase and stuck them on a above shelf for all to adore. Their cat went sleepwalking on the ledge above, knocking over the vase while they were still kissing and it bashed them both over the head. the weight of the vase plus cuts from the glass instantly killed them both and the cat got tired of sleepwaling and found a comfortable spot on the floor.

and no, i don't know who called 911 to get the cops there lol.

2006-07-21 03:32:18 · answer #2 · answered by fearless1 2 · 0 0

why was there a dead cop on the floor and who found the three of them

2006-07-21 09:34:31 · answer #3 · answered by species8472 6 · 0 0

is the glass broken because if it is then they died because they were giving some water to the cat when they spilled it and slipped and hit the glass.....or they were going to get a drink when they slipped on some water and just hit their heads too hard......who knows

2006-07-21 03:29:06 · answer #4 · answered by deziiarnez1114 2 · 0 0

they drank posion while the cat drank the sleeping potion? am i near? your very good at these, seriously write a book of riddles. x

2006-07-21 03:29:14 · answer #5 · answered by luckylu2k3 2 · 0 0

They read your riddle and were bored to death. The water is urine which leaves the body when someone dies.

2006-07-21 03:32:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

they poured that water on the cat and he mauled there a55 to death and took a nap

2006-07-21 03:32:06 · answer #7 · answered by appletini 1 · 0 0

do you just search for riddles that have been on here loads of times and then ask them again??

Please stop, i don't like it

2006-07-21 04:56:12 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

Their fish and the cat ate them. :)

2006-07-21 03:27:52 · answer #9 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0 0

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