A young man goes into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a condom. the young man says, "You see my girlfriend invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me." So the pharmacist gives him a condom. On his way out he says, "You now what, my girlfriends sister is really cute and she crosses her legs real provocatively when she sees me I think she may be expecting something from me too, you should give me one more." The pharmacist gives him a second condom.The young man turns around and says, "Just to be safe my girlfriends mom is real hot too and she looks at me funny when I see her and after all, she is having me over for dinner, give me one more condom." The pharmacist does so.That night the young man is seated at the table with his girlfriend on the right the sister on the left and the mother directly across from himself. The father comes in to sit down and the young man offers a prayer. He bows his head and begins to pray, "Dear God, thank you for all you d
2006-07-21 02:44:05 · 6 answers · asked by ticklefoot 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for all you do and all you give." The young man continues on in prayer for ten minutes without lifting his head and his girlfriend says, "I didn't realize you were so religious." He replies, "I didn't know your dad was the pharmacist."
Long I know but still funny.
2006-07-21 02:45:39 · update #1
it was way past funny, that one was really great
rate-10!!!
2006-07-21 02:49:34 · answer #1 · answered by zkimmy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a eally good joke but a lomg one too.
2006-07-21 09:54:59 · answer #2 · answered by daydreamer_qt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not really a joke fan.
2006-07-21 09:56:02 · answer #3 · answered by Robin V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor guy!
2006-07-21 09:50:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. lol.
2006-07-22 02:27:14 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-07-21 09:55:40 · answer #6 · answered by Gary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋