An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy,
"You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."
And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you
guys to make a dent in that there pile."
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the
pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep
any of it?"
The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a
fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared
and I no coulda finda him nowhere."
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you, I thought I
told you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replies, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah could nay get meself a
shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in charge of supplies, boot ah
could nay fin' him either."
The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand
to look for the Chinese guy ...
Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and
yells . . . . . .
"SUPPLIES!"
2006-07-21 02:18:38 · 13 answers · asked by flange2034 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl. i knew id get you addicted to yahoo answers lol
2006-07-21 03:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This was a really funny joke right here. Although it is not very respectful of other cultures. Keep on trying, good sir.
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2014-04-23 07:16:20 · answer #2 · answered by Jim 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is freaking hilarious. I haven't heard a joke like this in a long time. My husband thinks these kind of jokes are hilarious I'll have to keep the link and read it to him so I don't mess it up. I love Yahoo jokes!
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2014-02-10 02:17:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, but he should have been Japanese. I read the other day that Chinese actually has separate R and L sounds, whereas Japanese doesn't.
2006-07-21 07:18:17 · answer #4 · answered by Amy F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, this was a super funny joke! Where did you learn it from? It seems like something that came from the industrial revolution or something.
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2014-04-01 03:50:53 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great 1 use it quite often
2006-07-21 02:20:59 · answer #6 · answered by Norter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-07-21 02:48:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha This is great. I need some new jokes.. mine are getting old.
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2014-01-21 04:06:18 · answer #8 · answered by Shelly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-21 02:55:11 · answer #9 · answered by Tuppence 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant , loved it lol
2006-07-21 02:22:26 · answer #10 · answered by j.j. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋