A Redheaded mom walks into her daughter's room, finds a beer bottle and says, "I never knew my daughter drank!"
A Brunette walks into her daughter's room, finds a pack of cigarettes and says, "I never knew my daughter smoked!"
A Blond mom walks into her daughter's room and finds a condom.
She says, "I never knew my daughter had a penis!"
2006-07-21 02:01:18 · 13 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
Her husband was a blonde too!
2006-07-21 02:03:02 · update #1
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How do you keep a blonde busy?
Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner!
2006-07-21 02:04:25 · update #2
This blonde walks into a bar....
the two brunettes with her walked around it.
2006-07-21 02:15:22 · answer #1 · answered by Sir Greggath 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do you call a fly in the head of a blonde?
A: Space Invader
Why did the blonde kept looking at the orange juice?
A: It said concentrate
Once, there was a blonde that put some lipstick on her head just to make up her mind.
Once there was a blonde that just called me to assk me for my number
She also tried to put the M&Ms in alphabetical order
She tripped over a cordless phone
She asked to check the price in a Dollar Store
She studied for a blood test
When she went on her way to the airport, she saw an ad tht said, Ariport to the left, so she went back home
2006-07-21 02:09:45 · answer #2 · answered by frog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-07-21 02:09:16 · answer #3 · answered by musiclover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny!LOL
How do U get a one-armed blonde to fall off a tree!
Wave at Her!!!!LOL
2006-07-21 19:13:32 · answer #4 · answered by Zacluvr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, I guess that I can be thankful that I am not a blonde. LOL
2006-07-21 02:35:48 · answer #5 · answered by rabika97 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-07-21 02:32:33 · answer #6 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond joke stays the best...
2006-07-21 02:12:23 · answer #7 · answered by Harry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA Ha
2006-07-21 02:18:56 · answer #8 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny hon!
2006-07-21 02:33:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2006-07-21 02:25:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋