ok off the blondies and on to the rednecks?

Question

Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel. They begin doing what honeymooners always do, but right before they consummate the marriage the woman says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin."
The man is shocked and visibly upset and storms out of the room without saying a word. He goes home to his family and tells them what happened, and his dad agrees, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!"
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Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.
"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.
"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."
"Oh my God! What did her mother say?
"Baaaaaa"

Answer 1

lmaoooooo thats so wrong in so many ways but i couldnt help but to laugh..

Answer 2

LMBO. i love those, My husband and that i are COLLARDS, my first daughter is a OKRA, my 8 365 days previous is GRITS, my 4 365 days previous is CHITLIN, my a million and a 0.5 365 days previous (kicked the bucket) is BUTTER BEAN, my 8 week previous is BOLL WEEVIL and the quads is MOON PIE. Sorry for putting all this in yet i became board :).

Answer 3

Funny

Answer 4

That's funny right there! Heard the first one before, but still busts a nut.

Answer 5

1st one was good. I really liked it so I give it an 8.
2nd one was corny. I can only give it a 1.

Answer 6

Excellent! Loved them both!!

Answer 7

Nice one,....lmao

Answer 8

made me laugh

Answer 9

lol