Each team is praying to God to let them win the Superbowl. He'll obviously pick the team who prays the hardest. So, who is God going to pick this year as his winning team? And do you think that he will ever let Janet Jackson do the halftime entertainment again?
2006-07-21 01:33:19 · 9 answers · asked by idspudnik 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He already decided the Superbowl winner millenia ago, before America had been discovered and when people still kicked around human heads for entertainment. He's omniscient, didn't you know?
He also decided to do the Janet Jackson thing because he wanted to put the fear of God back into sport-loving Americans (he knew it would have faded by then). For this year, he's planning for Michael Jackson to have a wardrobe malfunction...
2006-07-21 01:39:31 · answer #1 · answered by XYZ 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The Giants will win.
God pulls two team names out of a hat, then flips a coin to see which one should win.
Or the team with the better prepared athletes with more talent and conditioning and the more creative coaching staff and supporting front office win.
One of those two.
2006-07-21 01:42:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God dont pick sporting event winners and losers.
but thank God, that He has removed the pestilance of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction from the superbowl.
now that's a good God, wouldn't you say?
-eagle
2006-07-21 01:38:09 · answer #3 · answered by eaglemyrick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God picks the Saints or the Angels every year, regardless of the sport.
2006-07-21 01:37:01 · answer #4 · answered by Mac13eth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but he's not talking because he intends to win the office pool.
2006-07-21 01:40:59 · answer #5 · answered by ElOsoBravo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's safe to say, not the dolphins. (poor Dan Marino)
2006-07-21 02:01:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does god have to do with sports?
2006-07-21 01:37:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think with all the hurricanes...BOYAH
2006-07-21 01:36:50 · answer #8 · answered by MotherNature 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go niners
2006-07-21 01:37:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋