Do you all believe there is such a thing called the Toilet God and worshipping it makes you immune against constipations and happy shiting forever?
2006-07-21 01:24:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, toilet god do exist in the Taoism Deities Sytem. It is consider as one of the Deities that is very closely related to human.
As for worshipping of Toilet Deity to get rid of constipation is ridiculous. No such Deities will do that, cos this is cause by your own diet and health, no Deities or Buddhas or Gods will help you if you, a human, dont help yourself.
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Toilet Deity, female, age of below 30, born in Tang Dynasty, the 2nd wife of a rich man.
After she is married into the family, she was being tortured seriously by the 1st wife.
On a certain day, while the 2nd wife was in the toilet, the 1st wife get people to murder her. After that, the corpse was buried under the toilet bowl (this shows the cruelity of the 1st wife).
Soon later, the Emperor of that period, which is the 1st female emperor - Wu Ze Tian, found that about this incident, she was shocked. She punished the cruel 1st wife and in-order for people to remember the poor and innocent 2nd wife, Emperor Wu gave a title of "Toilet Deity" to the lady., from that day onwards, everyone address her as "Zi Gu (purple maiden)".
2006-07-21 09:30:45 · answer #1 · answered by javewu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there such a god? Never heard before
2006-07-22 03:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by Forgettable 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have prayed to the Porcelin Goddess but all it has done is make me have an aversion to alcohol.
2006-07-21 08:29:06 · answer #3 · answered by therego2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and i think his names is RALLLLFFF!!!
well it is when im on my knees praying at the white 'alter'
after a big night out drinking with the guys!
2006-07-21 08:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by Banderes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i wish the "toilet god" would get rid of my constipation
2006-07-21 08:29:20 · answer #5 · answered by x_cybernet_x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
must be, otherwise the eriks of this world would not have filth spewing from their potty-mouths.
bwah-hah-hah!
sorry erik, could not turn down that shot. i'll ask special forgiveness if it bothers my concience later.
-eagle
2006-07-21 08:29:32 · answer #6 · answered by eaglemyrick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this may be the dumbest ******* question that I have ever heard.
Somebody needs to smack some sense into your dumb ***!
2006-07-21 08:28:35 · answer #7 · answered by jdep091_98 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah.
2006-07-21 08:28:26 · answer #8 · answered by madasahornet82 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe you are 'SICK'.
2006-07-21 08:28:27 · answer #9 · answered by Hplu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋