On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid says, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humouring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
2006-07-21 00:59:51 · 23 answers · asked by flange2034 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
out of the mouths of babes !!
Made me smile - wish I could give you two points for the smile !!
2006-07-21 01:02:57 · answer #1 · answered by barneyboomagoo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good one. 8 out of 10. Keep up with the good jokes.
2006-07-21 08:26:32 · answer #2 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I laughed very good. Smart kid.
2006-07-21 09:43:19 · answer #3 · answered by scotland1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2006-07-21 08:03:08 · answer #4 · answered by greguncovered 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-07-21 08:28:26 · answer #5 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!! I nearly fell over laughing!! lol
2006-07-21 08:03:27 · answer #6 · answered by happyflamepepper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA
freaking hilarious
2006-07-21 08:04:01 · answer #7 · answered by Smiley Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course.
2006-07-21 08:08:49 · answer #8 · answered by nayanmange 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good?? laughing all the way ? oh jingle bells jingle bell's sorry got carried away
2006-07-21 08:10:17 · answer #9 · answered by ââ¢Â¥ ââ¢Â¥abc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-07-21 08:47:36 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋