2006-07-21 00:51:52 · 9 answers · asked by eweyhalders 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-21 00:55:18 · answer #1 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This also has a moral to it.
A woman is driving up a windy road slowly and a car is coming the other way. The male driver winds his window down and shouts "cow" to the woman.
She takes offence at this but carries on driving, goes round the next bend and almost crashes into a cow.
Moral: A marriage will be full of misunderstandings. Remember to think of all possible interpretations.
2006-07-21 07:57:39 · answer #2 · answered by FontOfNoKnowledge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pass out old keys to various ladies in the audience...include a little girl and an old lady...tell the two of them to come up last.
Then, in your speech, include that it's time for the groom to stop playing the field and come clean...and that this would be a good time for any lady with a key to his apartment to come forward and give it back...
the more keys you pass out the better.
now you have a big long line of ladies turning in the apartment key...people will laugh...
then up comes the little girl...giggles cuz it's cute...
last comes the granny...and if you can find the old lady with the bright red hair and tons of rings...every family has one...she's the perfect candidate.
have fun
2006-07-21 07:57:40 · answer #3 · answered by Warrior 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say hello to an imaginary couple, somewhere at the back of the hall, note that, "they are one of my favorite couples; she is a dental hygienist and he is a proctologist, together the have both ends covered." Remember, "Marriage is an Institution."
2006-07-21 07:58:03 · answer #4 · answered by JVHawai'i 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm the best man but the groom wont let me prove it !
2006-07-21 07:57:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get her to put her hand out palm down then tell him to put his on top of hers. Then say that this will be the first and ony time he will ever have the upper hand.
2006-07-21 08:42:09 · answer #6 · answered by MissBehave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For all the ladies who wish they had the groom, well guess what! You can't have him. However, I'm available, and lets face it I'm better than him, ask his new wife. (laughter you laugh he laughs everyone laughs yay! lol) check ya later â¥
2006-07-21 08:06:58 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheers to the bride & groom, if I leave now I will make it just in time to my wedding.
2006-07-21 08:33:40 · answer #8 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say that when you get married you will let him be your best man because, lets face it, you have even less friends than he does
2006-07-21 07:54:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋