What is the first three things which you would do if you married a pig?
2006-07-21 00:32:37 · 19 answers · asked by Rachana K 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
play with it in sand. Then go for shopping.
build a house for it to stay in it and not let it in my house!!!
( it would become smelly!!!)
2006-07-21 00:46:20 · answer #1 · answered by katie 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. Tell him that his new home is not a pig sty.
2. Remind him that I only eat pork chops & bacon.
3. Doing a dance, because I just got served with divorce papers because the pig I married was offended because I eat pork & bacon.
2006-07-21 08:41:14 · answer #2 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends, what type of pig? Would this pig make me a house out of straw? Because if that's the case, I probably wouldn't have much time for anything before I'd be dead, if you get where I'm coming from...
2006-07-21 08:34:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I'll go to to the eyedoctor and have my eyes checked if I'm seeing clearly. And if I don't have any problem with my vision...
2. ...I'll go to my "pig", knock him down, and locate some sort of zipper to see if he's just someone in a pig costume. And if I don't find a zipper...
3. ...I'll return to my "piggy" and tell him to kick me VERY hard so I'll wake up from this nightmare.
2006-07-21 09:26:44 · answer #4 · answered by isconfused 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1.try to eat it.#2.try and wake up.#3 try and get out of the nut house they put me in for telling them i married a pig
2006-07-21 07:47:14 · answer #5 · answered by Weekend Warrior 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask a butcher to come to dinner.
I wouldn't make any food.
Then put the pig and the butcher in a room and lock the door.
2006-07-21 09:35:56 · answer #6 · answered by Derek B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
1. go out and get laid
2. pop out a few kids
3. go home and find the pig with another woman
haha check ya later â¥
2006-07-21 07:50:10 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd get the pig a prosthetic leg, because when you love someone that much, you just can't eat them all at once.
2006-07-21 09:41:45 · answer #8 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a new "PIG PEN", buy foods for my beloved pig wife and buy a male pig to be with my beloved pig wife...
2006-07-21 07:51:58 · answer #9 · answered by cyril 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
# 1 make it squeal like a human # 2 try and put a apple in it's mouth and convince it to get into BBQ pit # 3 stop getting drunk
2006-07-21 07:38:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. take her to honeymoon
2. kill the pig at honeymoon
3. enjoy bbbq pig
2006-07-21 07:47:16 · answer #11 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋