A woman and a man got into a really bad car accident. Both cars are totaled, but luckily no one was hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "Wow, just look at our cars! They are destroyed. Fortunately, we aren't hurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! "
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.... My car is completely ruined but this bottle of wine didn't break. It's a sign that God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man agreed, opened the bottle and drank half, and then handed it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.
The man asked, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replied, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police"
2006-07-21 00:29:27 · 16 answers · asked by sistah2sista 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A really good one
2006-07-23 09:48:17 · answer #1 · answered by MSV_MGT 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow I usually always laugh at jokes but this is sad....I thought theyre gonna be happy together for the rest of their lives. Why is she so mean to him:(....but its a good one its just mean....poor man:(
2006-07-21 07:48:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually think the jokes people post here are pretty stupid, but this one was pretty good, yay you
2006-07-21 07:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by Maestro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i heard it before with army and navy lol NAVY wins! yes yes yes! lol but it was still funny check ya later â¥
2006-07-21 07:51:39 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one funny funny funny lol just shows that women are the fairer sex
2006-07-21 07:46:30 · answer #5 · answered by flange2034 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read that before. Anyway nice one.
2006-07-21 07:46:02 · answer #6 · answered by nayanmange 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! thats funny xx
2006-07-21 07:34:25 · answer #7 · answered by Gummysnake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dats gud but long
2006-07-21 07:33:47 · answer #8 · answered by Sandeep D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before....but its still funny.
2006-07-21 10:06:01 · answer #9 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cunning lady
2006-07-21 07:50:52 · answer #10 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋