2006-07-20 23:05:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Herman Goering - Boring
Albert Speer - Beer
Heinrich Himmler - Similar
Josef Goebels - (Christmas) Baubles
Tiger Tank - W*nk
As in:
Adolf HItler: F*ck me Eva, these Josefs are a bit Heinrich to the ones we had last Christmas.
Eva Braun: Shut up you Herman c*nt and get them on the tree, then we can go for an Albert.
Adolf Hitler: No thanks, love, I'm booked in for a quick Tiger at Saucy Helga's in half an hour.
2006-07-21 00:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by Mac 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In English or German? My German is rusty. First up, to quote Mel Brooks, "Be a Smarty & Join the Nazi Party." Here are a few originals strictly off the top of my sleep starved brain; Boo Hoo WHere are all The Jews? Stuka - - - Bazooka. U-Boat hope it Floats. Dancer and Panzer. Siegfried & Blitzkreig. Danzig & Zaftig. London & Bludgeon. Paris & Careless. Mussolini & Linguini/ Churchill & What the Hell (that is a stretch). Goring & Boring. Himmler & Rim Her. Goebels & Wedding Bells. Speer & Fear & Queer & Near & Here. Hans Frank & Rank. That is enough for now. Good luck whatever the project.
2006-07-21 00:23:19 · answer #2 · answered by JVHawai'i 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is everyone taking German words and rhyming them in to English, surely if the third reich used rhyming slang they would rhyme two German words wouldnt they, wise up people !!!!.
2006-07-21 01:07:03 · answer #3 · answered by fattommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smelly poo - Jew
Motorbike - third reich
Can't come up with any more. German words are hard to rhyme.
2006-07-20 23:11:57 · answer #4 · answered by fiend_indeed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a Good Idea
2006-07-20 23:25:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anurag Bhatia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about this riddle
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2006-07-22 13:56:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3rd Reich - wheres my bike
invade poland - Hi I'm Roland
gas chamber - look out danger
2006-07-20 23:12:19 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but what were Hitler's last words to Eva Braun? OK, your turn now.
2006-07-20 23:46:52 · answer #8 · answered by artleyb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Albert Speer = beer
Hitler Youth = proof
but the best one is:
Adolf Hitler = ****
2006-07-20 23:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what are u?..communist..terrorist?? wake up dude..there's no Nazi around..but on 2nd thought, maybe there's a freaking cult somewhere who just love to be weird......love thy neighbour!
2006-07-20 23:10:18 · answer #10 · answered by jolie e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋