I don't ever remember asking you to do that. You guys need to chill out a bit.
I see that sometimes you use that bible thing to justify it sometimes. Some of you seem to think that it was me who wrote this book or inspired it.I mean come on, I can't even use spellcheck. I appreciate the biography but man have you got your facts wrong !
I finally got around to reading the bible the other day and woah ! Are you guys way of the mark or what.
I didn't smite anyone and what's this about a flood and plagues of locusts ? Ugh I hate insects. I didn't realise that they would evolve.
And a flood ? LOL. i get seasick watching Speed 2. As for turning people into a pillar of salt ! I'm allergic to salt so cross that one out. I get a big rash. Uggh.
And NO, I have nothing against gay people. Sheesh !
If you must make up stories fine, but please don't use these stories in order justify to hating and killing each other.
2006-07-20 22:23:33 · 11 answers · asked by GOD 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
BTW Does anyone know when the new Family Guy season starts. We only get basic cable up here. Man I love that show !
2006-07-20 22:23:41 · update #1
Thank you. That was hilarious!
2006-07-20 22:27:43 · answer #1 · answered by bogusman82 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are on dangerious ground.
James 2:19 says:
19 Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble. 20 But wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without works is dead? 21 Was not Abraham our father justified by works, when he had offered Isaac his son upon the altar? 22 Seest thou how faith wrought with his works, and by works was faith made perfect? 23 And the scripture was fulfilled which saith, Abraham believed God, and it was imputed unto him for righteousness: and he was called the Friend of God. 24 Ye see then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only. 25 Likewise also was not Rahab the harlot justified by works, when she had received the messengers, and had sent them out another way? 26 For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.
2006-07-20 22:26:44 · answer #2 · answered by deacon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why should I hate or kill your name..you are not even a man-made god? Do you know that...you are not your own...Honour God with your body. I cor.. 6:19-20 So don't hate yourself now!
2006-07-20 22:30:19 · answer #3 · answered by Dogman 61 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you pretend to be God? Does it stroke your ego? Does it get you off? Do you get some kind of sick pleasure out of playing God and pushing people's buttons?
2006-07-20 22:26:31 · answer #4 · answered by Dysthymia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BASIC CABLE?! Oh dear lord! You aren't in heaven! YOU'RE IN HELL!!
2006-07-20 22:28:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very creative!!
2006-07-20 22:27:45 · answer #6 · answered by cooki28 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because we do not know what are we doing!
2006-07-20 22:28:40 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good one , GOD ! Congrats !
2006-07-20 22:40:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one.. bless you!
2006-07-20 22:25:34 · answer #9 · answered by tobeornottobe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOUR NOT GOD BECAUSE I'M GOD.
2006-07-20 22:33:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋