How do you stuff a rooster into a soda can?
You take the F out of SAFE and the F out of WAY...
2006-07-20 20:59:24 · 4 answers · asked by Spelunking Spork 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
simple. you open the can and put the rooster in. not that difficult.
Now, how do you put an elephant in a soda can? Did you say open the can and put the elephant in.
Wrong! you have to take the rooster out first!
Now, the lion, king of the forest, is holding a grand meeting and all the animals in the animal kingdom come except for one, which is it?
The elephant, he's still in the soda can!
Finally, you come to a river that is used by alligators. You must get across. There is no bridge nor boat, and you can't go around. How do you manage it?
Swim across. All the alligators are at the meeting!
BTW, i know the real answer is there's no f in way (there's no "effin" way), but I thought this might be a little more entertaining. The original version I heard had a giraffe and a refrigerator instead of a rooster and a soda can.
2006-07-20 21:32:14 · answer #1 · answered by bogusman82 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
first off there is no f in the word way. hell put him a juicer and Make rooster juice. those juices claim to grind up anything to make juice.
2006-07-20 21:07:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol there is no f in "effin" way lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-20 21:06:31 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blend it in a blender
2006-07-20 21:02:38 · answer #4 · answered by Jackal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋