A man and a woman are riding next to each other on a plane in first class. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what he's seeing.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! Are you trying to drive me crazy?"
"I'm sorry to have disturbed you, sir," she replies. "I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looks at him with a coy smile and says, "Pepper."
2006-07-20 20:26:40 · 25 answers · asked by ethermanx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's her phone number?
2006-07-20 20:31:05 · answer #1 · answered by bhurley79 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha...funnyy.. How abt this one............
One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10." So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money.
Finally, when Stumpy and Martha are both about 70 years old, Stumpy looks to Martha, and says, "Martha, I'm 70 now, and I don't know if I'll ever get the chance again, so I just have to be naughty and have a ride in that there airplane." Martha replies in the same old fashion, and Stumpy kind of slumps down. The pilot is standing near by and overhears the conversation...
The pilot pipes up, "Excuse me folks, I couldn't help but hear your situation, and I have a deal for you. I'll take both of you up together, and if you can both make the entire trip without saying a word, or even making the slightest sound, I'll give the ride for free. But if either of you make a sound, its $10 each." Well, Martha and Stumpy look at each other, and agree to take the ride.
The pilot takes them up, and starts to do loop de loops, twists, dives, climbs and spins. No sound. The pilot lands the plane, looks back at Stumpy and says, "Sir, I have to hand it to ya, you didn't make even the slightest sound and that was my best stuff." Stumpy looks back at the pilot and says, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but $10 is $10!"
2006-07-20 21:03:20 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-07-20 20:29:01 · answer #3 · answered by calgal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-07-20 20:29:56 · answer #4 · answered by DrLapaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes thats like a 5 on a 10 scale. When ya read it ya will chuckle.
2006-07-20 20:36:25 · answer #5 · answered by Ashlay D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You had me LMAO from the first paragraph and it continued on each subsequent paragraph...i fell off the sofa laughing at the punchline...BEST EVER!!!! 10/10!
2006-07-20 20:34:45 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes This joke is funny but i have heard it before many years ago. Try again!
2006-07-20 20:30:43 · answer #7 · answered by bouncey1yeah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewe! That woman is sick. I got the joke and thought it was funny! The lady is a freak ^-^
2006-07-20 20:44:26 · answer #8 · answered by happyinlove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had heard it before but it still brings a smile very funny
2006-07-20 20:33:20 · answer #9 · answered by giggle_girl1991 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
extremely funny....thats a good dirty joke..10 out of 10
2006-07-20 20:28:36 · answer #10 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious. x)
I'll be sure to pass it on to someone else now.
2006-07-20 20:30:39 · answer #11 · answered by xxx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋