A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand. Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hanging from the ceiling by his feet. The doctor asked his patient what he was doing, sitting on the floor.
The patient replied in an irritated fashion, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"
The doctor inquired, "And what is the fellow hanging from the ceiling doing?"
"Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb."
The doctor asks, "If he's your friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?"
"What? And work in the dark?"
2006-07-20 20:12:07 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good one...a definite 10
Thats almost like."doctor, you gotta see my wife..she think she is chicken...she has thought that for 5 years"
The doctors says "how come you didnt bring her in before?"
......"we needed the eggs!"
or "doctor, my husband thinks he is a dog"
"how long has he had that problem?"
"ever since he was a puppy!"
2006-07-20 20:22:52 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 16⤊ 5⤋
hahah...funny....
check this one...................
A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes,
a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says
"You’re the biggest man I have ever seen". The man nods his head, and replies " I’m 6-9, weigh 259 lbs.,
and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown.?The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat
himself. So he does, "I said I’m 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown.?The dwarf looked
relieved and started laughing. “For a minute there, I thought you said ‘Turn Around??
2006-07-21 04:04:46 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhhahhhhahahha.....lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dam u took ma breath away.
10 pooints for you from side.
2006-07-21 03:17:20 · answer #3 · answered by Fishi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda old sweetpea i already posted a joke similar to this one sorry sorry
2006-07-21 05:55:48 · answer #4 · answered by renee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah that was actually pretty good.. i never heard that version before.. lol
2006-07-21 03:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by Nicole I 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-21 03:22:08 · answer #6 · answered by marcos g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. silly doctory... he forgot where he was at
2006-07-21 03:17:26 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have the key man.........
2006-07-21 03:19:23 · answer #8 · answered by ethermanx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋