A night shift guard, while on patrol at night, dreams that the king will die in a plane crash. He tells the king about it in the morning, but the king tells him not to worry, and flies anyway. When he returns from his trip, he fires the night shift guard. Why does the king fire the night shift guard?
2006-07-20 20:07:30 · 4 answers · asked by 42ITUS™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why was he sleeping at night when he should have been on patrol?
2006-07-20 20:10:04 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cuz he's the night shift guard, shouldn't be sleeping.
BTW I loved your answer to the guy who asked us to kill him. That oughta do it
2006-07-21 03:13:07 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was having an affair with the Queen and fell asleep on the job.........errrrm, I didn't quite mean that how it came out.......nor that.......I give up!
2006-07-21 11:06:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was sleeping
2006-07-21 03:17:49 · answer #4 · answered by marcos g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋