A string walks into bar and asks for a rum and a cola. But the bartender says, "There is no strings allowed in here!"
So he goes into the bathroom and ties himself into a knot and frays himself at the ends.
Then he walks back out and asks for a rum and a cola. The bartender asks, "Weren't you just the string that walked in here?"
"No," he says, "I'm a frayed knot!"
2006-07-20 20:02:19 · 11 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
UGH! lol... what can I say... I like it! heheh
2006-07-20 20:05:40 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE. Allright, but whats it spelled backwards? So, do you know how to get an elephant in a refrigerator? If you do, then how about a giraffe? If an Irish guy walks by a bar, is it a miracle? What about if the United States Army doesnt kill a single person in one day? If its cold inside, is it hot outside? If its cold outside, is it hot inside? Think about it.
2006-07-21 04:15:50 · answer #2 · answered by Joga Bonito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, I'm in the Central Time Zone too. Ditto.
2006-07-21 03:16:37 · answer #3 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! lol very clever lol and very cute lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-21 04:13:10 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-21 03:07:05 · answer #5 · answered by marcos g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's okay! Iol. I liked it.
2006-07-21 05:03:58 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was soooooooo lame.
2006-07-21 03:46:15 · answer #7 · answered by happyinlove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny i heard it already
2006-07-21 03:08:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that is so funny!
the truth is i dont get it.
2006-07-21 03:06:22 · answer #9 · answered by augustgirl811 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you - laughter in the Central Time Zone is greatly appreciated!
2006-07-21 03:05:58 · answer #10 · answered by dph_40 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋